I don't understand,the Man said it was an "Aye for an Aye ", so I says Aye and he went for me knickers????

I dinny unnerstand dat man he seemed well enough, and a gent and all, but mayhap he tot I wuz wun of dem fallen types what gives it for free? What tink ye?Wuz he tryin to take my lady tings fer himself? What tink ye oh great crowd of Yahoo Answerers????? Oh btw he dinny get nuttin but a slap on da cheek! And slap dat man Aye did but good! How bout you?